Dienstag, 20. Juli 2010

LOCAL STUPIDITY

yeah my girlfriend told me that there's a video showing riots in magdeburg after germany lost vs. spain and i just couldn't believe it.
but it's true!
even so it's not as bad as you might expect it (just some drunk idiots i guess) it definitely fulfils the riot-criteria according to politics: 'if there is fire it is a riot. if there's a bang(which ever) it was terrorism.'






Germany: riots in Magdeburg after the World... - no comment
Hochgeladen von nocommenttv. - Sieh die neuesten Nachrichten Videos an.

Montag, 19. Juli 2010

MUST SEE - COCOROSIE

hey brainless crowd,

these awesome live clips of CocoRosie made me dance and cry so watch dem or be a sucker.



Freitag, 16. Juli 2010

BUSHIDO 1:2 DoctorNOBrain (GERMAN)

yeah it's true i always used bushido as an example for a stupid motherfucker but today i saw an interview and he wasn't as shit as expected.
so with this i officialy admit that i was (almost) wrong.
roy says: 'couldn't give a shit!'
but his lyrics do still fucking suck and even so he's from germany some of his youtube stuff is only available in america->WTF?!?!.

IT'S TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS FUCKING

and as we all know germans are the most perverted ones around.
so here we go with some hardcore, cruel and exciting cabaret from one of germanys finest...
...Volker Pispers is poking the liberals, analy raping the church and even going to war.
...watch and feel guilty afterwards :-)


Dienstag, 13. Juli 2010

KICK ASS MOTHERFUGGA...

ahhh just found this black dude doing stand-up and he's really funny.
special features are:
-almost invisible during night
-male but wearing jewelry
-increased dancing skills
-*remark about his penis*

...so check him out if your brain needs a time whatever


Montag, 12. Juli 2010

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"!"!121121!111!!!

this is the FIRST, ONE AND ONLY GOOD SLASH FUCKING AMAZING FEMALE STAND-UP EVERRR
...dap dada badabada dab dadada dap dadada dapdada...

SARAH SILVERMAN

PROMISE ME YOU WON'T DO IT!

that's what some people told me when i bought a vegan cookbook.
they obviously think that my brain can't cope with the lack of nutritions but ladies and gents calm done ...it's just cookies :-)
and really you would love them (i guess)! i did some banana cookies and even so i used the wrong sugar, flour and vanille they still tasted awesome.
so really check out 'Vegan Cookies Invade Your Cookie Jar' if you love sweets.
i gotta admit that i got kind of interested in veganism and cooking on my own (no kidding)and looking for some nice recipes I found the pretty cool youtube channel of Joel Luks. he's got a video where he shows how to make vegan scrambled eggs and believe me loads of people won't taste a difference while it is still very easy to make. (even i did it:-)

conclusion: i would love to become vegan but i'm still a fucking lazy ass and it's tough to be tough. anyway, i'm gonna try to keep on cooking and baking stuff to reduce the exploitation of animals (in german).

ps:i don't like the movie a lot because it's pointing the finger a little to much but still you must watch it if you're one the guys asking 'Vegetarian?, Why?'.