GERMAN ENGLISH

hi folks,
probably you know this
but if not->watch it!!!
german english at its best, i promise.
...i hoping you laugh so many how i :-)

ARMY - EPIC FAIL

dear brainless friend,
this is the lamest army advert i've ever seen!!!!!! thanks to my beloved room mate for this brainless shit :-)
... i really wanna take a ride with such a sweety!!!

CABARET - ENGLISH - GEORGE CARLIN

dear internaut,

because you're a lazy bum and didn't post a nice link leading to a great
english speaking cabaret artist, i've been looking on my own.
guess what there is one!!!!!!!
and he's friggin, bloody mean and fucking funny!!!!
welcome on stage...GEEEEEOOORGE CAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... i hope you won't like it :-)

*UPDATE: friend posted me these links and they're supra nice!!!
thx!

IF YOU'VE GOT MONEY DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE

hi dudes,
i'm not really shocked about the fact that there won't be a proper investigation of what happened during gaza-war but still... WHAT THE FUCK.
-use of forbidden weapons
-shooting on UN buildings
-not letting medics into combat zone
-1340 palestinians dead (406 kids +106 women)
-13 dead israelis
...if you wanna have more disgusting numbers read this article(german).
and before anyone starts : yes you are right some shitheads are shooting rockets over to israel and kill people and they shoot loads which means over 3700!!! but please consider that all these rockets killed a total of 11-15 people till now!!!
this was not war it was a massacre and it should be investigated properly but hey there wasn't any independent investigation for 9/11 as well.
...every time i read stuff like this i feel kind of bad for knowing but not acting accordingly ...WHAT SHALL I DO?!!!!!!!!

VIDEO TALK - LIQUID DEMOCRACY

hi dudes,
if you wanna find out how democracy can go liquid and you're able to understand german, you should check this out.
it's a pretty cool talk from a german club dealing with the problem that in the current system you're only allowed to give a cross every 4 years for bunch of shitheads.
the idea is to create something being between the two extremes of direct democracy and parliamentary one.
it includes ideas of delegated voting(engl. article) which makes it possible to give your vote to a person that you trust and not to a whole party. further more you can withdraw your vote any time
which makes it possible to give it to somebody else after the lamer you trusted was bought by the pharma industries for instance.
anyway you won't know unless you watch it :-)

CABARET - GERMAN - HAGEN RETHER

unfortunately i dunno any english speaking cabaret artist being
as good as hagen rether and volker pispers.
so if you can speak german check this out... and this ... and this... and this and after
that prove me wrong and post an english speaking one as comment.

MOVIE - SITA SINGS THE BLUES

hi everybody,

imagine you don't want to infringe copyright, imagine you want to watch a movie,

imagine you don't wanna leave the house and you've got an internet connection which is

enough for streaming youtube ... then you gotta check this out.

it's a beautiful animated, funny and freaky movie which you can watch and download for free.

so watch it, tell your friends and donate something!!!

seriously if you know me and you've got paypal tell me and i'll give you some bugs so you

can donate 'em for me.

...'it was definitely bc'... :-)

BACK TO NIRVANA...

just remembered how friggin much i love nirvana due

this video remix of nirvana with lady gaga.

it sucks but hey at least it got me back to the real stuff and

maybe some of you'll remember as well the old days when we were full of heroin dreams and

27 suicide attempts ...

BODY SCANNER WAS YESTERDAY

hi dear brainless internauts,

long time no see but don't worry i am just damn busy...

anyway check this super funny video about the new security measures

at air ports :-)

i got it from blog.fefe.de my favorite german speaking blog which is definitely worth a visit!!!

no doubt that this will happen in future at any airport, i mean it is just for

our safety and nothing is too ridiculous if it comes to that...

MUST READ - TERRORIST HAD NO PASSPORT

what the fuck?!!!!
i can't express my current anger in an appropriate way but believe me
you'd be scared.
the guy from nigeria who wanted to blow up that plane didn't have an id!!!!!!
those brain fucked, paranoid, stupid, fascistic, bloody bastards of politicians want to see us naked
at every airport and promise to bring safety if they'd just know everything about us.
and we eat that crap because the mainstream media goes in the fucking same direction.
why is this story not on every channel? why is no one supposing a law forbidding people
without password to enter a plane? why do so many people make billions with security hard-
and software and the majority thinks it is for their safety?
wake up guys this capitalism, this is surveillance state at its best and remember 1984 is now and
if we won't watch out it'll be yesterday soon.
...my brain hurts...

WINTERTIME = CAKE = :-)

oh my god, it is so friggin, damn cold outside!
this caused a winter depression which i needed to fight somehow.
so i continued feeding myself with sweets and cake despite the fact that christmas is over.
after a while i thought, mh... why don't you bake your own cake?
but there was never any kind of recipe that could draw my interest until i found this
free online book being stuffed with 'em.
so it's up to you to make grandma happy :-)
...by the way you can leave out the crucial ingredients and it'll still taste nice.

please watch out when you purchase the best part 'cause some fuckheads mix it with
everything to make profit and i mean everything(german overview) even iron!

WHY DO SCHOOL MASSACRES HAPPEN?

people always blamed computer games but now a radical leader of the brainless is
suspected to be the one pulling the strings in the background.
so please don't shoot anybody after watching this encouraging speech :-)

OH MY GOD...

the following post will probably disturb you and your morals so please stop reading unless
you take full responsibility for doing so.

these are some really sad photos about what is going on down there in israel.
i think it is important to see that such stuff is happening because the mainstream media
focuses to much on those poor, helpless and justice bringing people from israel.
don't get me wrong: i am not against the state israel or its inhabitants!
i am questioning the policy because violence will always create even more violence and suffering to everybody.

*Update: the site seems to be run by an anti-semit which i really hate but if those pictures aren't fake then you should still see them and i think these pics are real.
if not then please leave a comment with proof of the contrary.

YES WE CAN!!!

hi everybody,
the world sucks and everything is going straight to hell but what's this?
it's the biggest super hero in history of mankind...BARACK OBAMA!!!!!
and he is going to save us all :-)

WHAT THE FUCK? NAKED NEWS?

the following post will probably disturb you and your morals so please stop reading unless
you take full responsibility for doing so.

found this weird shit online and i dunno wether i shall laugh about it or be angry.
i mean, what's wrong with being nude and presenting news?
IT IS DAMN SEXIST!!!
...but they've got a geek section...
SHUT UP!! evil voice in my head.
i'll just pretend it's a hoax and laugh about it, guess that's the easiest thing to do.
WHAT THE FUCK...

MUST SEE-VIDEO ABOUT WIKILEAKS

hi all you internauts,
this is a story actually happening out there.
a story about some guys risking their asses, time and brains on how to save the future of journalism, freedom of speech and meaningful investigation.
if you don't watch this you suck!
no kidding watch it and tell everyone you know, please.
i'm so happy that there are people out they who use their brains to investigate dangerous stuff.
stuff that is concerning us so much that other people don't want us to know about it.
welcome on stage...WIKILEAKS!!!!
it's an awesome talk from the chaos communication congress and includes this years highlights like:
-the toll collect contract
-the kundus report
-mainstream media deleting unwanted information from their archives
-who were the insiders leaving iceland before it collapsed?
-fight fire with fire: off-shore laws for island of freedom of speech!!!
...


"... the question that we have to ask ourselves, similar maybe to kundus is that: with this information do we give our silent consent? is that like the world we imagine to live in?..."

nice vid- sad reality-WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!!!

FUCK AMSTERDAM

starting now the most liberal country concerning drugs is the ...TADA..CZECH REPUBLIC!!!
no body will screw you if you grow not more than 5 cannabis plants, 40 magic mushrooms or cactis and you're not carrying more than 15g of pot, 1,5g of heroin, 4 extacy pills and 1g of cocaine with you.
in czech republic it's kind of common opinion that everybody can do what ever he likes to his body unless he harms others and that's why drugs should be treated equally.
you won't drink before you go to work so why would you get stoned?
by the way alcohol is considered as a pretty hard drug.
i totally agree with that so lets get wasted in a controlled and adult manner :-)
german article with details can be found here.
...who's gonna come with me for brain vacations in summer?

VIDEO ABOUT KUNDUZ - MUST SEE !!!

the following post will probably disturb you and your morals so please stop reading unless
you take full responsibility for doing so.

happy new year everybody!!!
i don't wanna fuck up the atmosphere but this is some serious shit.
it sucks that it's in german but the guy talking reveals some disturbing details of what probably happened in kunduz and it's pretty 'oh my god'.
so get yourself somebody who can translate it for you!
unfortunately he uses partly swear words which makes him seem a little less trustworthy but if
just half of it is true ...
fuck just today i friend of mine said:'DoctorNOBrain, people always ask why it was possibly that 6 million jews were killed right in front of a whole nation with everybody pretending not to have seen anything or he couldn't take action against it but what the fuck are we doing these days?
take a look at the shit happening in the world there is ...!'

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO DO?

...my head hurts